Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
I need to calm my uterus...
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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