I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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