went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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