I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
What happened to fro yo and sex?
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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