belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
I think I just shit out all my problems.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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