we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
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