i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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