You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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