I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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