Why are handjobs necessary in class?
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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