so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
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