You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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