Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
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