Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
So some guy at the party is convinced I'm Edward Cullen. He keeps calling me "Twilight" and following me around with a stake. I'm concerned.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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