He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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