: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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