Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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