he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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