after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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