Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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