She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
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