THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
The cop didn't care that I was peeing on the wall of my dorm building... All he said was, "come on, it's 9am."
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
At a bar in the city and the whole place starting singing “Happy Birthday” to someone. Everyone but me. The person next to me leaned over and said, “Why didn’t you sing along?!?” I responded, “I don’t know him. I don’t give a shit if he has a happy birthday.”
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