How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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