sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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