Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
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