I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
Randomize