I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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