doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
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