Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
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