Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
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