There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
lets start a swedish sibling band together
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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