Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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