Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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