Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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