May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
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