I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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