i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
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