Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
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