This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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