just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
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