Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
I'm getting married
To pizza
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
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