I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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