I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
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