i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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