Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
Randomize
