There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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