why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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