You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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