she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
There r osticjed everywhere
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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