Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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