Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
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