We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
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